I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
Dying right now.
I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.
THIS WOMAN IS MY NEW HERO.
When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.
This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.
My faverouite person ever.
Okay, so see that hand punching in a code in the corner to open the hatch to the lab?
That’s Rose’s Mom’s hand.
DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
ROSE’S MOM PROBABLY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ROSE AND THE GAME.
She built the mausoleum, which means she built the secret passage way, and then in this flash she’s watching rose try to re-store power to her laptop right before she opens the hatch.
She knows Rose needs the laptop
She knew Rose would need access to the lab.
AND IF SHE KNEW, WE CAN ASSUME THAT DAD, BRO, AND GRANDPA HARLEY KNEW TOO
THE BETA KID’S GUARDIANS KNEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
Why else would Rose’s mom build the hatch?
Why else would John’s dad leave notes all around the house?
Why else would Bro train Dave?
And why else would Grandpa Harley tell Jade to always have a gun on her?
BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY’D END UP IN THE GAME AT SOME POINT.
This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home….
Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
why are moose so terrifyingly large
Because they’re pretty much legit surviving Ice Age megafauna and almost everything was bigger back then
Kyle and I bought over 100 hee haws (knock off version of mountain dew) for $11. We have become the math guy in textbooks.
I have so many questions first off
1) why the dick would you
listen bitch it was like 7 cents for each bottle we took a golden opportunity and ran with it we have enough hee haw to survive a zombie apocalypse, a sharknado, and a marathon of netflix movies so it was a good investment u little shit